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The Long Run Jokes

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Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run

Edit: son of a bitch, they're hijacking accounts already!!

They said a hooker would be cheaper than a girlfriend in the long run.

But it still cost me my marriage.

Nuclear war is like incest

We can all imagine what it would be like if it happened but none of us want it to actually happen. Also both cause deformities in the long run.

a hole in the street

There's a big hole in a street that caused so many accidents and a lot of deaths; the mayor held a meeting with the most intelligent people of the neighborhood to discuss solutions for this problem

the first suggests putting an ambulance next to the hole, so whenever an accident hap...

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Sex is like construction

You can choose the DIY option but you’re never truly satisfied but it’s better in the long run if done by someone with experience

When it comes to choosing between weight lifting or cardio workouts, I always choose cardio.

Cause it helps me in the long run ;)

I quit the 100 meter-sprint yesterday

I think I'll be better off in the long run.

Buy the best running shoes you can afford.

You'll thank yourself in the long run.

I would trade my legs for 5 million dollars

But I don't think it would be worth it in the long run

This joke is for all the engineers out there

Three university engineering students are having a heated debate over which type of engineering is the best to specialize into. Mechanical is clearly the best says the one student, its the most interesting field and theres more employment opportunities post grad!! no way says the other student elect...

My teacher this year told me to try out Cross Country.

She said it would be good in the long run.

Training for a marathon can be hard work

But it'll be good for you in the long run.

Always carry a gun with you

That way if you get robbed you can just shoot your self, Inflicting years of mental trauma on them winning the fight in the long run

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