He wants to run away to the islands but the only problem is he’s got no money. He walks over to his wise old neighbor and asks him for advice on how to get to there. The old man says, “well these woods here have magical pixies that have a special dust. If you get their dust you could just fly th...
I looked longingly into my beloved's eyes and whispered, "A...E...I...O...U...and sometimes Y." The priest then turned to her and asked...
And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"
Grandma keeps staring longingly through the window since it started snowing...
...Maybe It's time to let her back inside.
Dave and Johnny were abroad on holiday.
One evening, they decided to visit a local bar. "Be careful of scammers," warned their tour guide. "There's a lot of dishonest people in this neighborhood."
Dave shrugged and laughed. "Don't worry mate, I can always spot a liar."
They went to the bar. At the door, the bouncer stood ...
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𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲
There were two statues standing in the park.
One of a naked man, and one of a naked women.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years.
One day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells the...