Telekinesis Jokes - 5 Hilarious Telekinesis Jokes

Any body on here believe in telekinesis?

Raise my hand

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Oral sex using telekinesis

Mind blowing

It is said that some nuns are capable of telekinesis and influencing people's minds.

Force of habit, I guess.

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What is the male version of telekinesis?

Telekinephews.

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Vacancy announcements these days

Required qualifications:

- Work experience of 50 years or more;
- Incumbent must defeat a dragon;
- Willingness to work on weekends and holidays;
- Helicopter piloting licence;
- Ability to programme in any language imaginable;
- Knowledge of Swahili at least at uppеr intеrmеdi...

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