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Those of you who believe in telekinesis ...

Raise my hand!

It is said that some nuns are capable of telekinesis and influencing people's minds.

Force of habit, I guess.

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Oral sex using telekinesis

Mind blowing

What is the male version of telekinesis?

Telekinephews.

Vacancy announcements these days

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