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I just got an e-mail saying "On the occasion of Prophet Muhammad's (PBUH) birthday, please be advised that xxx office will be closed on Thursday,29th October 2020.."

So tempted to reply "Pics or it didn't happen".

February 29th, 2020

On February 29th of this year, something extraordinary happened.

I was walking across the road, head down, minding my own - when I heard it. This incessant, mechanical noise. Like spring-loaded footsteps. Real slow.

Far away, it came. Cascading against the city walls. A pneumatic sigh....

It seems to be discriminatory, but my State's COVID-19 vaccination scheduling website has given everyone with low IQs appointments for the same date next week.

February 29th.

We should have February 29th every year

Statistically it's the day the fewest people die so why only have it 1/4 of the time?

When's a frogs birthday?

February 29th

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"Having too much sex can cause memory loss"

I read that on page 37 in a medical journal on 29th of November 2006 at 4:19 PM.

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Old Men Scam

>**Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc.  This is the first warning I have seen for men.  I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.  A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Sam’s ...

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A guy gets a worm parasite...

A guy goes on a mission trip and contracts a gnarly parasite worm. Every doctor tells him he's done for and the worm will starve him to death, but a friend of his who used to go on mission trips tells him about this doctor that has a technique to get rid of the worm, but warns him that the doctor is...

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Cinco de mayo

So I'm out here celebrating cinco de mayo with a big taco bowl (not the Donald Trump kind) and my dad says "cinco de mayo, I always forget what day that is." So I'm like... Dad... It's literally in the title of the Holiday. So he says "Well no one calls the 29th piece of shit day!" The 29th of Janua...

John the employee

John, a very experienced employee, was once having a drink with his boss, and found it a great opportunity to discuss a subject he has always been thinking about.

"Can I get a raise in salary?" John gently asked.

After a moment of thinking, the boss replied: "Of course! No one could re...

A variation on an old joke

In the future of the internet, when we have 3D virtual reality forums:

Steve and Jor-El walk into r/jokes. All is quiet, apart from the occasional person shouting out a seemingly random date, followed by collective laughter.

>July 29th, 2012!

*Laughter ensues*

>Nove...

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