When I talk to my parents, they say when I was born it was in convenient.
Isn’t it funny how many building engineers won’t include a thirteenth floor
Yet book publishers don’t seem afraid to have a chapter eleven...
Happy Friday the Thirteenth
I think it's bad luck to be superstitious
It only takes me one drink to get drunk.
The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
A woman is in bed with her lover when they hear the husband opening the apartment door
Quick, escape out the window! said the woman
No way! Said the lover, it's a thirteenth floor!
Woman: Do you think we have time to worry about superstitions?!!!
3 men arrived at the gates of heaven.
God said he would only allow them in if they had a funny story of how they died.
The first man was a window cleaner, working on the 14th floor of an apartment building. Suddenly, his scaffolding broke, and he fell. Luckily he was able to grab onto the windowsill of a 13th floor apartment. Bef...