It's my, "Friday the thirteenth," cake day!

I'm going to kill it on Reddit today!

There must be a thirteenth month.

When I talk to my parents, they say when I was born it was in convenient.

Isn’t it funny how many building engineers won’t include a thirteenth floor

Yet book publishers don’t seem afraid to have a chapter eleven...

Happy Friday the Thirteenth

I think it's bad luck to be superstitious

It only takes me one drink to get drunk.

The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

3 men arrived at the gates of heaven.

God said he would only allow them in if they had a funny story of how they died.

The first man was a window cleaner, working on the 14th floor of an apartment building. Suddenly, his scaffolding broke, and he fell. Luckily he was able to grab onto the windowsill of a 13th floor apartment. Bef...

A woman is in bed with her lover when they hear the husband opening the apartment door

Quick, escape out the window! said the woman

No way! Said the lover, it's a thirteenth floor!

Woman: Do you think we have time to worry about superstitions?!!!

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