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Temper Tantrums Jokes

What is the keyboard shortcut to becoming an idiot who throws temper tantrums like a child?

Alt-right.

My daughter was throwing one of her temper tantrums when she shouted at me...

"Well sorry for being born!"

I looked her straight in the eyes and said, "It's all right, just don't do it again."

Binghamton University's Athletic Director compared the mens basketball team to a zoo. The Binghamton Zoo responded with the following letter:

I am tired of hearing that blight on Binghamton University, the men's basketball team, being referred to as a "zoo." The Binghamton Zoo at Ross Park has just received re-accreditation by the Association of Zoos and Aquariums, the industry's governing authority. We achieved this status by being in th...

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