What do you call a discord moderation bot?

Doesn't matter, hard to moderate discord

Moderation is a very good thing!

It's so good, in fact, that I've given it up for Lent.

What do you call a psychic that enjoys exercising moderation?

A happy medium.

(Came up with this in the shower this morning and chuckled.)

Have you guys heard about the new store called moderation?

*They have everything there!*

Following my wife's guidance, I accepted the biblical command to be moderate in all things.

I struggled. Then I decided to add "moderation" to my list. Now everything seems back to normal.

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I don’t quite know what it is about tight fitting shorts that turns me on so much.

Normally I wear a size L.

I wore a size M and it felt great at the start but the novelty soon wore off. I thought I’d really spice things up by squeezing into an S.

It was deeply erotic but they stopped the blood to my legs and hurt my testicles.

So I went to the doctors and ...

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A man named Ted is unable to put alcohol down.

His thirst for liquor is unquenchable. All he does every day is drink and drink. Rum, tequila, beer, vodka, he has it all. Doesn't matter how it tastes or looks; he'll down it.

At first it started out at a simple party at Dominc's place. His best bud, Bob, invited him so he couldn't say no. P...

Kids are like drugs.

In moderation they can be super fun, but If that's all you do and talk about... You're going to lose some friends.

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