Communism is like tax evasion

At first it seems great, but at the end of the day you‘re going to have government agents knocking at your door.

So much tax evasion in America...

Almost like the country was founded on it or something

Government - 'Um, we're having big issues with tax evasion. People are stashing away notes with large denominations.'

Modi: 'Have you tried turning them off and and on again?'

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An attorney goes to jail for tax evasion

he his extremely scared and doesn't talk to anyone, he ends up getting a large black man as his cellmate. The black man notices the attorney is scared and strikes up a conversation

"First time?" the black man spoke.

The attorney nodded his head.

"I know how to cheer you up."
...

Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion?

They said his tax returns were Messi.

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Donald Trump walks into a Catholic church.

He turns to the altar boy and asks

“where’s that box where I proclaim all the fucked up shit I’ve done lately”

The altar boy, stunned to see the president in his church, directs Trump to the confession box. Trump steps inside and the altar boy realizes the priest is nowhere to be found...

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If being sexy was a crime

Then I’d still be in jail for 34 counts of tax evasion

We just hired an ex-con, who was in for tax evasion, to do our landscaping

And I must say he is terrific at cutting the corners.

Peter sat at his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. "Pete darling," she breathed, "I've a confession to make before I go... I... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe. I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Alex.

And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported your income tax evasion to the government." "Don't give it a second thought, sweetheart. Who do you think gave you the poison?" answered Peter.

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A young man was born in a rich family

He had everything handed to him, never having to work. One day though, his father gets arrested for tax evasion and the government takes everything from him. Depressed and afraid, without knowing how to react, the young man decides to kill himself. As he is about to jump of a bridge, he sees an old ...

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal."

Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Usin...

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