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Tats Jokes

Little old man on the bus

A little old man gets on a crowded city bus, every seat filled. A tough looking bloke with a lot of prison tattoos is kicking his feet onto the seat opposite him, keeping it from being used.

The little old waddles over says 'scuze me' and pushes the tough bloke's legs off the seat.
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I checked the rules and saw nothing prohibiting this, but please delete if I am mistaken

When you have your own personal slang and use it in an online chat, and create an accidental joke by foolishly presuming other people will understand your slang

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Me; (explaining how I at that moment had 3 cats cuddling on me) I'm covered in titty-tats.

Friend; Oh what ...

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Ink for Pink

For a women to flash her boobs at the tattoo artist for a free inking considered tits-for-tats ?

I have a tattoo of a Russet potato on my right shoulder, and of a Sweet Potato on my left.

They are my Tater Tats

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Irish Joke

Paddy walks into a chemist ,pulls out a small bottle from his pocket, removes the cork and addresses the pharmacist.
"Wid ye mind tastin that fir me"?
The man takes a swig and screws his face up in disgust. "Thats terrible" he says. "So bitter".
Paddy replies with delight "Oh tats good ne...

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My new breast reduction clinic is called ...

Tits for tats.

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