The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats

and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome"...

What is Caitlyn Jenner going as for Halloween?

An Ex-Man

Preemptive Edit: Proudly! Proudly going as an Ex-Man! Yikes....

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Ejaculate

What jack's boss says to jack when he is late.

Preemptive EDIT: yes it is Yorkshire slang. Non UK redditors may need to Google how Yorkshire (northern) people talk.

There are two kittens sitting on a steep roof. Which one falls off first?

the one with the smallest *mu*

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**Preemptive explanation:**

Coefficient of friction. The coefficient of friction (COF), often symbolized by the Greek letter ยต (pronounced *mew*), is a dimensionless scalar value which describes the...

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Two Iraqi Fathers...

...are standing in line for bread, and strike up a conversation. They begin to talk about their families. The first father pulls out his wallet and shows a picture of his first son. With great pride he says "Here is my Ahmed. He is martyr!" The second father pulls out his wallet and says with great ...

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