Tartar Jokes - 8 Hilarious Tartar Jokes

A penguin grows tired of the cold winters in Alaska...

So he buys a used Corvette and heads south for warmer weather. About five hundred miles into the trip the Corvette starts to overheat.

He stops in a small town and finds a mechanic to get the issue fixed. The mechanic says he is not going to be able to look at the car for an hour, so the Pen...

Most people have never tried steak tartare.

It's extremely rare.

According to a recent poll 9 out of 10 people have never had Steak Tartare.

Apparently it's very rare.

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Three Jewish pigs walk into a diner

And they get seated at a booth. They're each peering through their menus when the waiter comes up to the table and says, "what'll it be fellas?"

The first pig says, "I'll have the blueberry pancakes. Extra butter".

The second pig says, "I'll have the fish and chips. Hold the tartar s...

My boyfriend ladies and gentlemen: What do you call raw meat that's running late?

Tardy Tartar

What do you call a Gungan with bad dental hygiene?

Tartar Binks

What do toothpaste and Winged Hussars have in common?

They both fight against tartars.

Making Fish Sticks

A young boy and his Mother are walking to school one day, when they come across two dogs going at it. Being at such a curious age, the boy asks his Mother what they were doing. Not wanting to ruin his innocence, she tells him that they are making Fish Sticks and they then continue on their journey.<...

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