Tanning Bed Jokes

Guess that’s not what my wife meant by get some Sunny D.

If you eat chloroquine phosphate, drink a pint of Chlorox, shoot-up rubbing alcohol, shove a flashlight up your , and crash on a tanning bed, you will never get Covid-19.

would be horrible advice to someone trapped in a tanning bed

The tramp sat in his park, as normal one cold winter day. He saw a young girl playing on the frozen lake. The ice gave and she fell in. Acting quickly, the tramp ran onto the ice and managed to pull her out and get her back to shore.

Waiting for him was a man in a suit. The girl ran over to h... read more