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Tanning Salon Jokes

Two blonds walk into a tanning salon…

The receptionist asks, “Are you two sisters?” One replies, “No silly, we’re not even Catholic”.

Three light-skinned gentlemen walked into a tanning salon

They were looking to get their tan. The owner of the salon were happy to recieve them and asked them what tans they wanted.

The first gentleman said he wanted a light tan, so the salon owner led him to a tanning bed that was colored caramel.

The second gentleman said he wanted a gold...

I’m opening a new tanning salon in Africa.

Im going to call it Tanzania. (Tans in ‘ere)

Hair Salons, Tanning Salons, Gyms, Spas, The Clinique Counter...

All closed.

It's getting ugly out there.

When they didn't accept my discount, I gave my local tanning salon a low rating...

It seemed a little shady to me.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

What happens when a crematory and a tanning salon share a building?

A fifth degree burn

If I were black...

I'd stand in front of a tanning salon and laugh at all the customers.


Source: Neal Brennan

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