Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.

And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chau-Chou. But I think it's Colin.

Before today, the saddest Brazilians I ever saw...

...were the waiters who got assigned to me at Fogo de Chau #estoygordo

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