UPJOKE
martial artkaratetaekkyeonchoi hong hikukkiwonhyeongolympic gamesjudosubaktaegeukkwantang soo dogwonbeopseoulsparring

Tae Kwon Do Jokes

what do you call a paraplegic child that just learned tae kwon do

partial arts

Three men are driving in a car

One is white, one is Mexican and one is Asian. While driving they get into an accident and are rushed to the hospital.

The three men were in comas when they arrived. After being admitted the nurse found that non of the men had ID’s on them.

While thinking of what to do the doctor walks...

How do you make a kickass pizza?

You use Tae Kwon Dough

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man is sitting at a bar when an Asian man walks in and sits next to him

Five minutes later the Asian man kicks the first man off his barstool

The first man looks at him and asks him why he did I that and the Asian man replies that's karate from Korea

Not wanting any trouble the man gets up and sits back down

Five minutes later the Asian man kicks th...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.