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Cho Jokes

The word sorry in Nigerian is "cho", the word for I'm is "kmida", and the word for late is "adi"

So anyways, Cho kmida adi.

What happens when you buy Nacho Cheese?

It becomes Cho Cheese

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The faithful soldier

One day an army general suspects that his platoon of 100 men are all having sex with his lovely wife. So one night he decides to see if he is right in his suspicions. While his wife is sleeping he gets up and puts in a anti cheat device inside of his wife’s private part. It’s in the shape of a tiny ...

A couple of years ago...

one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my Korean roommate, Cho, barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Cho THAT well, don't even remember where he was from in Korea, but I put my ...

In a small South American village, a man was putting the final touches on a new cheese recipe…

The man, a chemist, was surprised at the secret ingredients that made it so delicious: sodium, carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen.

“Now I just need to give it a name…” he thought.

Suddenly, a burglar dropped out of nowhere and snagged the vat of cheesy goodness!

“STOP!” the man shoute...

This is a little science joke my friend told me.

A 99kg man asks his friend “if I eat 1kg of nachos, does that make me 1%nacho.?” The friend replied to that
“Well the human body is made up of sodium, oxygen, carbon and hydrogen. So that practically makes us 100% NaCHO”

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Little boy's task

A little black kid from the ghetto has a mother that wants to teach him about responsibility. So she sends him to the corner store and asks him to get her a wheel of cheese. On his way home he is so excited that he's doing what his mother asks him that he starts running home. While running he trips ...

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