At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he'd done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed.
"Congratulations," the lawyer said t...
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An out of work pianist with Tourette's Syndrome was strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one sunny afternoon....
An out of work pianist with Tourette's Syndrome was strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one sunny afternoon.
Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the window: 'Pianist wanted for evening performances'.
"Fucking get in there you cunt!" he says to himself...
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