UPJOKE
sternrigidrigorousexactinghard-and-fastnonindulgentspartandemandingsevereintolerantinvariableexactausterestringentrestrictive

Strictest Jokes

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

“We’re rotating on the earths axis at 750 mph and revolving around the Sun at 67,000 mph, moreover we’re moving, in relation to other galaxies, at 490,000 mph...”

“So my question is Your Honour, in the strictest meaning of the word ‘speeding’, are we not all in a sense ‘guilty’ ? “.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.