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Birth Defects Jokes

What's the name of the Pokémon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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Medical science has come a long way.

There's a tribe in Africa whose exposure to chemical runoff in the water from local mines created birth defects. One out of every three children are born with no eyelids. Volunteer doctors created a procedure where they take the foreskin from new born males and create eyelids for those born without ...

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