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Sponges Jokes

I read a book about sponges,

it was very absorbing

I had a dream that my friend Martin became the ruler of all bath sponges.

We called him Martin Loofah King.

I found out that sponges grow in the sea today.

It kills me, just think how deep it would be if they didn't.

Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!

My costume is a bunch of sponges pinned to my shirt

I’m self absorbed

How much deeper would the ocean be if

sponges didn’t live there?

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Male or Female non-living objects... You might not know this, but a lot of non-living things are remarkably similar to men and women.

**FREEZER BAGS**: These are male because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

**PHOTOCOPIERS:** These are female, because once turned off, it takes

**TIRES**: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

**HOT AIR BALLOONS**: Al...

The Ocean' Sea Level should actually be a lot higher.

Thank God for them sponges.

A beautiful girl approached me

A beautiful girl approached me and told me that i was handsome and that I would look more attractive if I bought sponges she was selling.

I have never been so insulted in my life. To think that I would fall for such an act. I just just stand here laughing thinking how ridiculous it is while I...

[L] My friend Robert took some stuff to the dry cleaner the other day.

My friend Robert (Bob, if you want) took some stuff to the dry cleaner the other day. Nothing out of the ordinary: some shirts, a jacket, and his favorite pair of shorts. Now, you should know: Robert isn’t the fittest of my friends — he’s what we affectionately refer to as “husky”, and IMO the short...

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