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Trekkies Jokes

Why do Trekkies make bad sports fans?

They are always rooting for the Away Team.

My Grandparents were Trekkies, and named my father after their favourite Captain

when I was young, I was frequently hoisted by my own Picard

A Star Trek forum exists where Trekkies can debate additions to the universe's lore.

It's called Prose and Khans.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Paranormal happenings in the Navy

Just found out that the USS Enterprise (CVN-65, sorry to Trekkies) was haunted. The apparition of a human figure, from the waist down and appearing to have been messily severed from the rest of the body, would walk the ship’s passageways.

While nobody is sure of the ghost’s identity or the ex...

I don't always seduce hispanic Star Trek fans...

but when I do, I prefer dos Trekkies

What's the most interesting beer served at the star trek swingers convention?

Dos trekkies.

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