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Worf Jokes

How did Lieutenant Worf get his promotion?

He was hoisted by his own Picard

Why did Worf change his hair color?

It was a good day to dye.

What did Lieutenant Worf say when he made rainbow T-shirts with his son?

“Today *is* a good day to dye!”

Do you know why Worf holds so many grudges?

He klingson to every little thing you say.

What did Lieutenant Worf find in Captain Pickard’s private bathroom?

The captain’s log.

What do you call a Klingon who is best friends with an expert in spacetime cracks?

A fissure-man's Worf.

The starship Enterprise is about to face annihilation from a superior ship, but Picard comes up with a cunning plan.

"We'll beam Lieutenant Worf on to their ship to offer our unconditional surrender", says Picard

"But Captain", interrupts Riker, "they might not take us seriously if you send Worf. It might be wise to send Commander Troi".

"Nonsense! Put him in a wooly sweater, a wooly hat and gloves,...

On Halloween, a werewolf went out dressed as a Klingon, but got lost

He's a Wear-Worf Where-Wolf

Star Trek: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Captain Kirk: "To boldly go where no chicken had gone before!"
Spock: "At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do."
McCoy: "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barnyard psychologist!"
Scotty: "Because it couldna change the laws o' physics!"
Computer: "Insufficient data."

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