Standard Deviation Jokes - 12 Hilarious Standard Deviation Jokes

If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me a boring nerd..

I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25

Why is one standard deviation wealthier than the other?

because it lives well below its mean.

What do you call a man doing standard deviation?

A sigma male.

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Three psychiatrists are having a drink after work, talking about their newest patients.

The first one says, “My most recent patient works as a telemarketer. She has a lot of hang ups.”

The second one added, “I have a new patient who works at the sewage treatment plant. He’s into a lot of crazy shit.”

The third one is silent, but after some prodding says “We’ll, I can’t ...

Did you hear about the perverted statistician?

Standard deviation wasn't enough for him.

I was talking to some friends about my fetish for anything statistics related...

and apparently it's not a standard deviation.

At the statisticians’ conference

”Look at that pervert. He doesn’t settle for just standard deviation.”

Patient: Doc I make my lover call me Sigma during intercourse. Does that make me weird?

Psychologist: not at all, it's a standard deviation.

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean

(OC, as far as I know)

Amongst the usual queue of studded leather, chained piercings and rubber appendages, the S&M club doorman was surprised to see a bespectacled man in a shirt and tie standing patiently, a calculator in one hand. "Who are you, are you lost?" asked the doorman.

"Oh, I'm the statistician" came the reply.

"Then...what are you here for?"

With an unsettling grin, the statistician produced a pencil from his back pocket.
"Just standard deviation."

If you enjoyed the film Mean Girls...

You'd love Standard Deviation Girls!

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An engineer threw a party for all of his friends.

During the party, someone realized that the big lottery drawing was that night. Since they were low on beer, they decided to all come up with their lottery numbers and buy their tickets during the beer run.

The programmer created an interactive program, complete with simulated announcer readi...

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