When nailed to the cross, Jesus did not cry out in agony.
He did, however, let out a little wine.
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This joke will Make you Cry out of Happiness!
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water!
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The Pope contracts a rare terminal illness.
The best specialists were quietly called in from around the world for consultation. After much debate and research, they determined that the only hope to save the Pope's life was for him to have sexual relations with a woman. His advisors were notified and they in turn spoke in confidence with the p...
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I've tried every trick in the book to get a woman to cry out my name in bed...
In end it was easier to just change my name to "already?"
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A man is sleeping next to his wife, when he hears a loud knock on his door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3 AM.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs.
He opens ...
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A lady goes to her priest one day and confesses,...
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." What do they say?" the priest inquires curiously. The woman blushes as she explains that the two female birds repeat the same phrase over and over: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to hav...
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4 Monks are being chased by a Hungry Lion!
4 Monks are being chased by a Hungry Lion. As they run, they cry out to God yelling, "PLEASE LORD! CONVERT THIS LION TO BE A CHRISTIAN LION!"
They run until they reach a dead end.
They hungry lion approaches slowly, as they cry out louder:
"PLEASE LORD HEAR OUR PRAYERS AND CONVE...
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