If Gordon Ramsay was a WWE wrestler, he'd go to Smackdown.

He hates RAW.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are walking through Washington DC when they see a poster advertising an epic insult smackdown between all the living former US presidents.

"This looks like such a cool event!" says the Catholic. "I think Carter will win."

"I think the winner will be Clinton," says the Protestant, "with Obama at a close second."

"I'm...uh...not interested," says the Jew.

The other two are shocked. "Why not?" asks the Catholic.
...

What is prime time?

What optimus yells right before a SmackDown

One does not know true happiness until he gets married

But then it's too late...

Source: I heard it in a PS2 Raw vs Smackdown game...

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