A Mexican got into a fistfight with a priest the other day.

Talk about alien vs predator!

Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight...

So as an adult, I had to step in.

They didn't stand a chance.

If all current congresspeople got into a fistfight, who would win?

The American people.

(thanks /u/asurah)

If video games make children more violent...

why do they keep losing fistfights against me?

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An oldie, but a goodie. [NSFW] [Long]

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with $100 bills lying on the counter. From the looks of it, there's at least ten grand in the jar. He asks the bartender about it. "It's part of a bet we've got going on," the bartender tells him. "You place $100 in the jar, and then you have to complete ...

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