My friend asked me the other day, "if videogames make children violent, then how come they keep losing fistfights against me?"
I told him it was because he did not fist them well enough.
A Mexican got into a fistfight with a priest the other day.
Talk about alien vs predator!
Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight...
So as an adult, I had to step in.
They didn't stand a chance.
If all current congresspeople got into a fistfight, who would win?
The American people.
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An oldie, but a goodie. [NSFW] [Long]
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with $100 bills lying on the counter. From the looks of it, there's at least ten grand in the jar. He asks the bartender about it. "It's part of a bet we've got going on," the bartender tells him. "You place $100 in the jar, and then you have to complete ...