Wwe Jokes - 20 Hilarious Wwe Jokes

What do you call a WWE wrestler who works at an ice cream shop?

Cold Stone Steve Austin

I'm creating a WWE match between origami figures.

It's paper view.

If Gordon Ramsay was a WWE wrestler, he'd go to Smackdown.

He hates RAW.

The Peanuts Gang had a crossover with the WWE

Linus: "I'm up against John Cena."

Lucy: "I'm gonna slug the Undertaker."

Schroeder: "I'm fighting Roman Reigns."

Charlie Brown: "I got the Rock."

Why does The Rock decides to leave WWE?

He heard that The Paper was contesting...

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WWE is like porn

the premise is staged, but someone is actually getting pounded

Did you hear Elijah Wood joined the WWE?

I heard he destroyed the ring.

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What's Gordon Ramsay's favourite WWE show?

It's fucking RAW!

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WWE is like 4chan

They're both fake and gay

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief

the other is pro wrestling.

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Australia should hire WWE wrestlers to enforce sentencing on convicted sex offenders.

That way we can have Undertaker and Mankind throw Pell in a cell.

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Sex for me is like submission in WWE

1, 2, 3 is over

The WWE wrestlers Edge & Test were big back in their day, even had separate fanbases believe it or not,

Edges fans were called "Th Edge-ed Edgies"

and Test fans were just a bunch of quality balls.

WWE is postponing their upcoming event in Saudi Arabia until December.

And they are changing the name of the event to December to Dismember.

Heard this one from WWE.

Were you born on the highway?

No, why?

Because that's where most accidents happen!

I was watching the WWE wrestling with my son today...

...when I finally snapped at the whole charade and blatant fakeness of it all.

It's about time he was told he's adopted.

I love Rock's acting in all his movies, I wonder where he got his acting skills from...

Oh he was in WWE.

The Peanuts gang goes to a WWE show, each one randomly picking a WWE legend from a hat to dress up as for the show. Linus: "I got John Cena!" Peppermint Patty: "I got Becky Lynch! Who'd you get, Chuck?"

Charlie Brown: "I got The Rock."

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My colleague at work said I'm a gullible twat.

Who am I to argue with the current WWE champion?

Will reddit let me get by with this one?

What do the WWE and CNN have in common? They're both fake, but sometimes people still get hurt.

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