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What's Gordon Ramsay's favourite WWE show?

It's fucking RAW!

What do you call a WWE wrestler who works at an ice cream shop?

Cold Stone Steve Austin

The WWE wrestlers Edge & Test were big back in their day, even had separate fanbases believe it or not,

Edges fans were called "Th Edge-ed Edgies"

and Test fans were just a bunch of quality balls.

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Sex for me is like submission in WWE

1, 2, 3 is over

I love Rock's acting in all his movies, I wonder where he got his acting skills from...

Oh he was in WWE.

I auditioned for the WWE a few years ago

I auditioned for the WWE a few years ago under the wrestling name ‘Paperman’.

I failed to get in though.

At the time Dwayne Johnson was the champion, and the bosses didn’t want me beating him.

Why does The Rock decides to leave WWE?

He heard that The Paper was contesting...

If Gordon Ramsay was a WWE wrestler, he'd go to Smackdown.

He hates RAW.

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WWE is like porn

the premise is staged, but someone is actually getting pounded

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I used to do stand up comedy with former WWE Superstar Rikishi

He was the butt of all my jokes

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Australia should hire WWE wrestlers to enforce sentencing on convicted sex offenders.

That way we can have Undertaker and Mankind throw Pell in a cell.

I'm creating a WWE match between origami figures.

It's paper view.

The Peanuts gang goes to a WWE show, each one randomly picking a WWE legend from a hat to dress up as for the show. Linus: "I got John Cena!" Peppermint Patty: "I got Becky Lynch! Who'd you get, Chuck?"

Charlie Brown: "I got The Rock."

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief


the other is pro wrestling.

I was watching the WWE wrestling with my son today...

...when I finally snapped at the whole charade and blatant fakeness of it all.

It's about time he was told he's adopted.

Heard this one from WWE.

Were you born on the highway?

No, why?

Because that's where most accidents happen!

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My colleague at work said I'm a gullible twat.

Who am I to argue with the current WWE champion?

Will reddit let me get by with this one?

What do the WWE and CNN have in common? They're both fake, but sometimes people still get hurt.

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