Two friends decide to throw a party to celebrate them getting their new flat and invite everyone they know. One of them prepares a huge bowl of punch for everyone and the other brings a soda fountain that he just bought.
The party rolls around and everyone is enjoying themselves; all of them...
Lazy farmhands
Three farmers were talking. "You would not believe how lazy my latest farmhand is." one said. "Come watch."
They went to his house and saw a sleeping man. "Hey Joe" his master called. "What? Is it dinner time?" the farmhand replied, then turned around and went back to sleep.
"Ha, that ...
A young cowboy walks into a bar...
As his eyes adjust to the light, he sees an old cowboy across the room slouched over, staring into a bowl of chili. He walks up and says, "Well if you're not going to eat it, mind if I do?" So the old cowboy slides it across the table and, hungry from a long day on horseback, the young cowboy starts...
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