If a satirical website can dupe the president of the US
imagine what foreign intelligence agencies do to him.
A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out...
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."
Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so ...
I just published a satirical critique of the Russian government and Putin hasn't sent anyone to kill me yet.
I'm radiating with joy.