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Skoda Jokes

My skoda car is really good at chess...

It's czech mate

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Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their husbands.

The first woman, smiling smugly, says, "My husband is taking me on a romantic break to the French Riviera for two weeks."

The second boasts, "Well, my husband just bought me a brand new Porsche."

The third shrugs and says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, ladies, we don't have m...

Just got a petrol cap for my Skoda...

...seemed like a good trade.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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