What's the difference between how flour is sifted, a parking citation issued to the leader of the Confederate army and 45% of this nation's pets?
One is generally fine, one is a General Lee fine, and one is generally feline.
At the border, a man drives up on his bicycle with a sack on the luggage rack.
Customs officer: "Do you have something to declare?"
Man: "No."
Customs officer: "And what do you have in the sack?"
Man: "Sand."
During the check it turns out: actually sand.
Every day for a whole week the man comes with the bike and the sack on the luggage rack. ...
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Hand Grenade Sale
One day a man was walking down the street with his wife, and his wife’s boyfriend.
As they were walking they happened upon a flea market, with tons of booths setup selling all kinds of goods. Each booth had a sign above with the items they were selling.
Hand made blankets 2 for 10$...
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