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Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US.

Trump will make America grate again.

Apparently loads of people turned away from voting for Trump coz he wanted to ban shredded cheese

He wanted to Make America Grate again.

I had a job where I had to put shredded cheese back together

It was the most degrating job I've ever had.

A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.

So I said, “You wanna pizza me?”

Because of his loss in Wisconsin, Trump has put a ban on all shredded cheese.

It's the only way he can make America GRATE again.

Credit to my 12 year old son.

just threw out a bag of shredded cheese.

the label said "since 1904"... there's no way it was still good to eat

Why aren’t more conservatives protesting the sales of pre-shredded cheese?

I thought we were trying to make America grate again.

Republicans are trying to put an ammendment into relief bill to outlaw prepackaged shredded cheese...

...in an attempt to make America grate again.

[Political] I'm surprised Trump hasn't banned the sale of shredded cheese yet.

He said he would "Make America Grate Again"
(Sorry, that was a cheesy joke)

Yesterday I had to throw out my moldy shredded cheese

It was for the grater good.

THIS JUST IN: Foreign suppliers of shredded cheese on strike.

Eyewitnesses report protesting workers holding signs that read: "MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN"

My local Trump-supporting grocery store has stopped selling all pre-shredded cheeses

... they want to make America grate again

What kind of cheese do skateboarders eat?

Shredded cheese.

What's a guitarist favour type of cheese?

Shredded cheese

TIL that the FDA has recommended a permanent ban on all shredded cheeses be put in place immediately.

It's part of an official federal plan to make America grate again.

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