Shower Curtain Jokes - 16 Hilarious Shower Curtain Jokes

what’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

ohhh….so YOU’RE the one!

What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?

If you said "I don't know," click here:

>!So you're the idiot that ruined my shower curtain!!!!!<

I told my dad the shower curtains were broken

He said “no one would want to see you anyway”

damn

The showerhead and shower curtain are complaining.

Curtain says: I really hate having to just hang here all day.

Showerhead: At least you dont get turned on everytime you see a naked person!

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I really made my spouse angry when I opened the shower curtain and yelled "peek a boobs!"

He says he's been going to the gym and I really need to be more supportive.

I swam 400 laps today and that wasn't easy

Half the time the shower curtain was in the way!

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NSFW: Two guys in the shower

Two guys are in the shower having sex and the phone rings.
"I have to answer that, I'll be right back" says the first guy.
"Omg, hurry up." Says the second guy.
"I will don't cum without me." The first guys says back.
He hurries down and gets the call. He finishes and heads back upstair...

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "You know they always say, 'if you like it then you should put a ring on it,'" he comments to the bartender. "I must really like shower curtains," the bartender replies.

Must be horrifying to have a shower when you're a magician

You never know if your bathroom is still going to be there when you pull back the shower curtain.

Something terrible occurred in the bathroom

Me: what’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain

Roommate: I don’t know what is it

Me: So it was you

They say if you like it then you should put a ring on it...

...man, I must really love shower curtains.

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Shower joke

Little Mary walks in the bathroom while her mom is in the shower. Mary pulls the shower curtain and sees her mother naked.

"What are you doing?" her mom asks while covering herself.

"I was wondering, mommy..." says Mary "what's that line?" she asks while pointing at her mom's private...

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A Woman Steps Out Of The Shower

She walks over to the towels, but realizes her 4 year old son is standing there in the bathroom!

She darts back to the shower curtain and covers herself, but she can tell it's already too late. The little boy is staring at her with his head tilted, looking puzzled.

"Mommy, what's that?...

Great joke from the "Bad Roommates" thread in /r/askreddit

>Person 1: Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
>
>Person 2: No.
>
>Person 1: So it was you!

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/peq8g/how_bad_was_your_roommate/c3ornyx?context=1

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Three men show up at the Pearly Gates...

Right before closing one day three men show up to the Pearly Gates for judgement. The case manager angel on duty was quite put out with the prospect of staying late so rather than looking through the life history of each of the men he decided to admit them based on how cool their death story was. <...

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Heaven was running out of spots for new souls

So St. Peter was instructed by God to only let in people, who, apart from having lived honorable lives, had also suffered a terribly traumatic last moment, and needed consolation for that.

The next day, St. Peter went to his place at the front gates of Heaven, and three men were there, waitin...

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