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Did you know shower heads are bisexual

Every naked person they see turns them on

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Why is the shower head poly sexual?

It gets turned on by anyone who is naked

I’m like that one stray stream of water from the shower head...

The people who turn me on hate me the most.

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Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?

Because Jews only have 10 fingers

I stepped into my shower today only to find hot dogs coming out of the shower head

My plumber calls it a "meatier shower".

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What do you call a blow job in the shower?

Shower head

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."

“Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

My wife was gleefully telling me about how the cost to replace her many responsibilities is $100k/year

Boy you should have seen her face though when I sent her an invoice for replacing the shower head.

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