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Short Sighted Jokes

What happened to the short sighted circumciser?

He got the sack.

What does a short sighted detective wear?

Suspectacles

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People who say ‘I can hit my kids because they’re MINE’ are literally the worst, most disgusting, short sighted, hell bound...

selfish people on the planet.


We should all be able to smack your jerk kids.

What do a short sighted Gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose..

Was wondering why all the problem seems to be appearing in 2020?

Because we were short sighted all along!

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A man's best friend

A man decides to get a mascot and heads to the pet store. He began to walk up and down the aisles looking at the different animals available but found fault with each. Dogs needed to be walked constantly. Cats are loners. Ferrets smell. Fish are boring. Snakes are, well, snakes. After roaming around...

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