Someone dropped their contact lens in the parking lot. I can see why they didn't pick it back up...
But they can't.
Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery:
Has anyone seen my watch?
That was some party last night. I can’t remember when I’ve been that drunk.
Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Well, this book doesn’t say that… What edition is your manual?
Ok, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly ...
A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and ...