Astigmatism Jokes - 2 Hilarious Astigmatism Jokes

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Astigmatism is like a vacuum cleaner

I can see two u’s!

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My mother asked if I knew what I was gonna do next year.

I told her that I didn't have any clue due to the debilitating state of my eyesight. Ever since I was four years old, I have had severe astigmatism and the diametric measurement of my foveal avalascular zone. When I was seventeen, I was told of the very real possibility of being blind and the age of...

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