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Eye Examination Jokes

A Russian Goes For His Eye Examination

The doctor places an eye chart before him and asks if he can recognize what's written.

The Russian: Are you kidding me? That's my cousin's name

I just got back from an eye examination where they dilated my pupils

It was truly an eye opening experience

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