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Sea Shells Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

B shells aren’t big enough.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore

But why would you buy seashells if you're already by the sea?

I find it really hard to tell my friends what my wife does for a living.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

Sally was trying to sell sea shells by the sea shore, but the cops put her in jail.

She was charged with possession of conchtraband.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells!

(my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Apparently they have increased the difficulty level of the "She sells sea shells" tongue twister in a newer version

The seller lives in Seychelles.

She used to sell sea shells by the sea shore, until they turned the shore into a shopping mall. Now...

She sells shoe soles by the shoe store.

I heard the titanic got a new job...

She sells sea shells down by the sea floor.

I hear it's a pretty high pressure job.

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