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Field Guide Jokes

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For my post-vasectomy follow-up my doctor required that I give one last semen sample. As a graduated Eagle Scout, I showed up to the appointment with all the necessary supplies: extra clothes, med-kit, secondary ID, Swiss Army knife, field guide, compass, and wet wipes.

When the nurse walked in to collect my sample she said, “I see you came prepared!”

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A field guide to corpses

there was a professor at a school that taught morticians how to do their thing during an autopsy. The professor had a pretty slack bunch of students this time and decided to give them a test while they were around the corpse they had to practice on. he told them that to tell in the field how long a ...

Two blondes went hiking in the woods for the first time.

As you would expect,they got lost.One blonde says to the other,"hey,get out that field guide and see what it says about getting rescued in the event you get lost."
She opens up the guide,reads a little, and says,"Fire three shots."so she does.After waiting around for about an hour they decided to...

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