A math professor, Dave, has a problem with his sink so he calls a plumber.
The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyways.
The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumbe...
Actual conversation today. My wife: "i'm tired of anaesthesiology. What other area of medicine should I try?"
Me: I don't know. Emerg? Wife: Nah, I want something lower stress. Hey, what about sleep medicine? Me: Sleep medicine? Wife: Like, helping people with sleep disorders and such. I wonder what sort of education i'd need? Me: Probably night school.
Where does a squire learn everything he knows?
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Farmer Bill and Farmer Joe
Farmer Bill and Farmer Joe were sitting in a bar, drinking and joking around, the conversation soon falls silent. "Ya know what Joe?" Says Bill "I aint had enough education, tomorrow im going to night school!" "Good idea Bill," says Joe "Tell me how it goes!"
The next day Bill visits ...
Yo mommas so black
she has been marked absent at night school.