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Satanists Jokes

What do Italian Satanists try to summon?

The Antipasta

If Satanists had missionaries...

would they be called Devil's Advocates?

There's a special place in Hell for Satanists.

Good for them.

I don’t understand satanists

Why would anyone pray to someone who lost a fiddle playing contest to some hillbilly from Georgia?

A group of satanists have a meeting when one sneezes.

Then it got really awkward when someone said "God bless you."

I don't know about you.

But I think satanists can go to hell.

A particle physicist met a quark collector...

... and discovered the latter, named Richard, had managed to get his hands on two of the most elusive quarks - the notorious up-quark and the sought-after down-quark.

Now the physicist was a bit of a connoisseur himself, and had managed to get his hands on all the four other quarks and their ...

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