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Diabolic Jokes

What do you call the diabolical leader of a school of tuna?

A fiendish dean fish.

What does an evil genius say when he completes one of his diabolical schemes?

Done, done, donnnnnne.

St. Peter conducts a census in heaven and realises someone is missing.

So he goes to the computer and realises that an engineer accidentally landed up in hell. He get’s on the phone to Old Nick.

St. Peter: So, Nick, we have an issue with this engineering guy Robert. He is supposed to be with us. Can you send him up?

Nick: Bob? No way. Not going to. Since...

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