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Sasquatch Jokes

Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch,

Yeti never complains.

What's the difference between a Sasquatch and a Yeti?

One lives in a rainy climate and the other, a little cooler.

Sasquatch bigfoot audio recordings

....scientists said its unreal.

What do you call a Sasquatch who uses the Force?

A yedi

What do you call a Sasquatch who loves working with clay?

A hairy potter.

Did I tell you I am putting together an expedition to capture the legendary Sasquatch?

If we're successful, it'll be no small feat.

Do you know what the best item to prevent Sasquatch attacks is?

A camera.

Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...

not Yeti.

If I'm ever traveling near Loch Ness or Sasquatch's lair, I will carry a camera to be safe.

It is a documented fact that these dangerous monsters have never approached anyone who had a camera.

Yesterday I went into the woods to looks for sasquatchs but my Jean's were too tight

You have no idea how hard it is to sasquatch with you sack squashed

One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with Sasquatch

Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.

Sometimes there were two sets of footprints.

Other times there were one set of footprints.

This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when ...

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At a party, I went to get a fruit cocktail and had to queue behind Elvis, Sasquatch and a Pterodactyl, and I thought to myself…

This is a really weird punchline.

People have been on the hunt for sasquatch for some time now.

Finding one has proven to be no small feat.

Bigfoot

Why do bigfoot hunters try to lure him out with mating calls? Do they have a game plan for if a sasquatch comes barreling towards them out of the woods, with a raging hard on?

How does Bigfoot know what time it is?

He looks at his sasquatch.



I made this up at work. It's a dad-joke for sure. I googled it and found no record of it.



What do I win?

It's a great time to be an introvert.

I've been practicing social distancing for so long that Sasquatch has a blurry picture of me hanging on his wall.

A young Italian couple were just married...

The year was 1901 and a young couple was just married in a small town in Italy. They were staying at the brides parents house, as it was customary for the first few days while their living situation was sorted out. The mother was making a delicious red sauce when the bride decided she would join h...

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