My girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of my bike.
I rode on, ruthlessly.
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Two hobos with a sausage walk into a bar.
First one tells the other,
"Let's order a ton of food and drinks. Once we're drunk, I'll whip out this sausage link, and you go under the table and start sucking this thing. When security sees what we're doing, they'll have no choice but to kick us out before we pay."
For the next cou...
Ruth rode on my motorcycle, on the seat behind me...
I took a bump at 95, and rode on ruthlessly
Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill...
...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly.
Ruth and Johnny
Ruth and Johnny, side by side, went out for an auto ride. They hit a bump, Ruth hit a tree, Johnny kept going Ruthlessly.
The Story of Ruth and Johnnie
Once upon a time...
Ruth and Johnny drove through the woods To see what they could see.
The car hit a bump. Then Ruth hit a tree. But Johnny went on.