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My girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of my bike.

I rode on, ruthlessly.

Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill...

...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly.

Ruth and Johnny

Ruth and Johnny, side by side, went out for an auto ride. They hit a bump, Ruth hit a tree, Johnny kept going Ruthlessly.

Ruth rode on my motorcycle, on the seat behind me...

I took a bump at 95, and rode on ruthlessly

The Story of Ruth and Johnnie

Once upon a time...

Ruth and Johnny drove through the woods
To see what they could see.

The car hit a bump.
Then Ruth hit a tree.
But Johnny went on.

Ruthlessly.

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A little boy is sitting in the front row of the circus...

And halfway through the show, the clown comes over to him, has him stand up in front of the crowd, then ruthlessly makes fun of him. The crowd erupts in laughter, and the little boy sulks back to his seat in shame. He never forgets this moment, and the bitter shame turns to anger as the years go on....
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