Imagine a nascar fan. The image that comes to mind is probably that of a brutish, beer guzzling, loud mouth, hairy, unwashed, unshaven, redneck
And her husband.
One day a baseball umpire brought his son to a game to watch him work. Dutmring the game, the umpire was rude and insulting, even to the point of spitting and cursing the players. At the end of the game he knelt down and beckoned his son to come sit on his knee. The boy refused saying . . .
The son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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Lord of the rings jokes
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In a desperate attempt, he crash-lands on an uncharted island and loses consciousness.
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St. Peter greets them saying, "Welcome to Heaven. You are free to do as you please, but we have one rule: don't step on a duck."
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