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Tenacious Jokes

What do you get when you cross Tenacious D with the White Stripes?

Jack Gray.

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Tenacious D don't like .

They are men.

Tenacious D: This is not the greatest river in the world..

This is just a tributary.

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Heard a rumour from Jack Blacks ex that he could hold a for 12 hours

That's some Tenacious D

There once lived a Mr. Wrong

Since he was a wee lad, Mr. Wrong had it tough. He was a bright, brilliant young boy, but to his mother he would never be enough. Worse still, she'd make all sorts of outlandish statements to rub it into him that he would never amount to anything.

Mr. Wrong was tenacious though, as he'd delib...

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The secret to success in the corporate world

A young professional parks his battered old car outside his office one morning. Stepping out, he sees the CEO sweeping into the car park in his brand new, sparkling, top of the range Mercedes S Class.

Starstruck, and knowing this company has an ethos of openness which means everyone is appro...
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