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I buy all my guns from a guy named T Rex

He's a small arms dealer

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Why T Rex can't clap with their hands?

Because they're dead.

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Why did the herbivores keep their young away from the t rex

Because he was a predator

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Names T Rex and I can meet your needs for handheld weaponry​...

I'm kind of a big deal in the small arms trade

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