Rosa Parks Jokes - 8 Hilarious Rosa Parks Jokes

Everyone keeps talking about how Rosa Parks stood up for civil rights.

I thought the whole point was that they DIDN'T stand up??

Can you quote Rosa Parks?

No.

Did you know that Rosa Parks died because...

She refused to get in the back of an ambulance

I want to write a rock opera about Rosa Parks; to be performed by AC/DC.

It'll be called Black in Back.

Your hairline is so far back

Rosa parks don't wanna sit there.

Did you hear about a guy who collected memorabilia of Rosa Parks, Florence Nightingale, Joan of Arc, and Wonder Woman?

Apparently, he was a heroine addict.

I picked up an odd woman from the sidewalk.

As I was driving one rainy night, I saw a woman without an umbrella, dressed smartly, yet soaking wet. I asked if she wanted a ride and she nodded yes.

Now I had ulterior motives I had had a lot of alcohol at the Christmas party, and I was feeling myself getting drunk, and so I wanted someon...

Who always wins at musical chairs?

Rosa Parks

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