Kanye West Jokes

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take... read more

My question is, will he let the other candidates finish their speeches?

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time.

...as long as the next guy isn't Kanye West.

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

"will i marry you?"

Compass maker INMARK has also decided to drop West from their product line, leaving users lost and confused.

and says "Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"

Sneezy

I think Vanilla Ice should run for president at some point as well. He'd have a solid campaign slogan "If there was a problem, I'll solve it" and he'd make everyone collaborate and listen.

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Now he is an electoral college drop out

The name of his first album?

"*Orange Is The New Black"*

Omelette you finish this joke.

Is it a hymn or a her?

To put 50 cent into the Treasury

YE-YE.

He voted for himself at least 10 times in three different states. The FEC are calling it a triple-double, no assists.

Oh well. Yeezy come, Yeezy go.

After naming their kids after directions they're the ones going south.

But with his recent incoherent twitter ramblings, he seems like he is more than qualified.

Omeletteyoufinish


-stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Because Kanye is Trump's favourite wrapper.

Ye of little faith.

He notices an old man sitting next to him tapping two coins in a rhythmic fashion.
"Excuse me," Kanye asks, "what are you doing with those coins?"
"Well," the old man answers, "these are two quarters. You can make a phone-call with them, or just tap them on the bar." And he continues to ta... read more

.... would you squat or deadlift first?

I plan on naming my children...Kim Khardashian and Kanye West

They went outside and exchanged blows.

At least she let him finish.

Another sad day for the music industry in 2016.

He felt he his life needed a change of direction.

A gal walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I got an anonymous gift for Valentine's Day, but I'm pretty sure it's actually from Kanye West," she tells the bartender. "What makes you think that?" the bartender asks. "The bad wrapping," she replies.

Yeezy dyed four-hour synths.

1. Kanye West,
2. Bill Gates,
3. Donald Trump,
4. Joe Biden,
5. and a school girl

Suddenly the plane developed a technical snag and only 4 parachutes were available.

Kanye says, "I am world's greatest talent. I must live." He takes a parachute and jumps.

Gates say... read more

Apparently none of them could sing, either.

Kanye West

One Direction by Kanye West

Guitars by Mel Gibson

Mining by Brad Pitt

Pear Cider by Katy Perry

Ship Building by Tom Cruise

How to Move Things by Jim Carrey

Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman

American Motors by Harrison Ford

Wild Animals by Wi... read more

it's Kanye West.

You might think it’s funny but they have to live with that for the rest of their lives. Take Kanye West for example. His kids, “North” and “Saint”. They’ve got to spend their whole lives telling people that their dad is called “Kanye”.

Because he believes no one man should have all that power.

"I dream to be the president of USA just like my school friend." an old man said.

"Who is your friend , Biden or Trump ?"

"Neither. His name is Kanye West"

"But he is not the president of USA"

"Correct, he dreams to become the president."

Kanye West sat politely in his seat.

Kanye: "Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye West has one of the worst reputations of all time!"

...even Mars has more flow than Kanye West.